You've Got Smail

Lately our spam filter is doing a smashing job of filtering out many of our customers emails while at the same time insisting my libido is in serious need of repair.   One would think that three children are enough evidence to the contrary, but apparently not.  And as luck would have it, it seems I have a distant benefactor in Nigeria!  So the way things are shaping up :) I am going to be one filthy rich slug able to garner at least ten more children to our fold.   Elayne is of a different opinion of course.  And she has just asked me to let everyone know that if you haven't received a return email from us, feel free to pick up that antiquated device  that is hiding somewhere next to the remote control and give us a call.  And don't forget to let it ring several times because I'm usually busy reading email.